Gubernatorial Candidate Dave Stauffer’s Excellent Water Slide Plan Is More Detailed Than Any of Us Could Have Imagined

Portland Mercury:

Because here's what you might not know about this idea: It's been developed to an almost impossible level of detail. A year ago, Stauffer even filed a 27-page patent application for "A Mass Transit Rush Hour Bottle Neck Uncorker Water Slide." It is as great as its title suggests.

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