Mabon to run for Governor in '06 - as a lesbian
OCA leader Lon Mabon announced today that he will seek the Republican Party's nomination for governor in 2006 as "Lynn" Mabon. The once and future gubernatorial candidate said he is in the first stages of gender reassignment, yet still finds women attractive.
"If my sexual preferences don't change," he laughed, "I guess that would make me a lesbian." Mabon said he plans to seek the endorsement of Basic Rights Oregon.
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7:34 a.m.
Apr 1, '05
How do you clean coffee off of the computer screen?
7:57 a.m.
Apr 1, '05
Sorry, Paulie. You might want to share your solution - because there's more to come. :)
Apr 1, '05
As a life-long closet lesbian, I embrace Lon as my brother...er...sister...er...brother. Oh, whatever?!
9:57 a.m.
Apr 1, '05
I keep coming back to this. It's really cracking me up. Other parodies happening at a site near you:
Michelle Maklin.
Cornered.
Worldnutdaily.
Apr 1, '05
I heard Mannix is planning on forming a coalition with the local anarchists for his '06 run.
1:03 p.m.
Apr 1, '05
And don't miss the breaking news over at Bojack.org...
The squirrel that lives on Tom DeLay's head announced today that she is resigning in protest...
Also, Jack now has four more folks joining him in a group blog...
Apr 1, '05
----NEWSFLASH----
Anne Martens, Chief of Communications for The Oregon Secretary of States office announced today that she has decided to change her party registration to Republican. When asked for comment on her recent revelation, Ms. Martens said: "Look, free booze is free booze. I mean these guys rock. They really know how to party."
Apr 1, '05
Hmmm... well, these are kinda funny posts today, but not exactly "April Fools".
The key to a good April Fools item is that it needs to actually fool people.
And in this case, the very idea that Lon Mabon would run for Governor as a lesbian is so ridiculous as to be immediately unbelievable.
I mean, everybody knows that Mabon is going through "gender reassignment" because he's such a homophobe that his natural attraction to MEN is causing him to seek surgical redress... <nobr>;-)</nobr>