Think Globally, Orgasm Locally

We don't normally do event postings here at BlueOregon, but this Friday - on the winter solstice - you have an opportunity to change the world. And you can do it naked. Or not.

The Event: Global Orgasm -

WHO? All Men and Women, you and everyone you know.

WHERE? Everywhere in the world, but especially in countries with weapons of mass destruction.

WHEN? Winter Solstice Day - Friday, December 22nd, at the time of your choosing, in the place of your choosing and with as much privacy as you choose.

WHY? To effect positive change in the energy field of the Earth through input of the largest possible surge of human energy a Synchronized Global Orgasm.

The intent is that the participants concentrate any thoughts during and after orgasm on peace. The combination of high-energy orgasmic energy combined with mindful intention may have a much greater effect than previous mass meditations and prayers.

The goal is to add so much concentrated and high-energy positive input into the energy field of the Earth that it will reduce the current dangerous levels of aggression and violence throughout the world.

Global Orgasm is an experiment open to everyone in the world.


  • Mister Tee (unverified)

    AT LAST. A anti-war demonstration that I can fully embrace. I just hope Mrs. Tee is feeling as guilty as I am. Mister Tee's been very, very bad.

    This could be my path to a carbon neutral life.

    Mister Tee wants YOU to do your part. Together, we can stop Global Warming. Really.

  • Randy2 (unverified)

    At this point I'm willing to try anything.

    Any similarly-thinking progressive women 40 - 60 out there?

    Great heads-up!


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    And just when we were starting to make inroads with the "morals" voters!

  • Watanabe Koiku (unverified)

    I wouldn't assume that moral-immoral is the primary axis here.

    I think basement dwelling is more pertinent.

  • TomCat (unverified)

    Oh Geez! Wait till Dobson, Falwell, Robertson and the rest of the rabid religious right get wind of this. LOL!! :-)

  • Eric Berg (unverified)

    Welcome Donna, Paul, and Gabe.

    Before I get too excited [pun intended] about Global Orgasm, let me point out an issue, China, that you may have overlooked and which will determine my participation...

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    I'm worried we'll unduly contribute to global moaning.

  • Coyote (unverified)

    Uh, does this mean we can expect a world-wide baby boom next September?

  • Daaaaave (unverified)

    I am looking forward more to the global nap after the fact.

  • Buzzy (unverified)

    Certainly brings new meaning to the holiday classic "Oh Come All Ye Faithful".

    But seriously, I think its an idea whose time has come.


  • nina (unverified)
    <h2>what a great fucking idea!</h2>
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