Are you in Eugene this weekend? What could be more fun than the State Republican Convention? You know you want to head down - and hear from great right-wing leaders like Ron Saxton and Ward Connerly.
And listen up, Democrats. They're using the same hotel that the Oregon Democrats did last month - the Eugene Hilton... so all those secret back doors you discovered work just fine for getting in and out of exclusive events.
So, hit the shrimp buffet, slam tequila shots with the good ol' boys, and take pictures. Tell us stories right here in the comments.