Karl Rove Photo Caption Contest

On Friday the 13th, the Prince of Darkness himself is coming to pay us heathen liberals a visit. Or, more accurately, he'll be speaking at a fundraiser for the Washington County Republicans. (More info here.)

And just because we can: Photo caption contest!

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  • Bill Bodden (unverified)
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    What does this visit by Karl Rove say about the Washington County Republicans?

  • John (unverified)
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    Presidential advisor Karl Rove (center), shares a laugh with the President after being asked if ethical behavior is a priority for the Bush administration.

  • eugenian (unverified)
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    "They're declaring Florida for Gore?! Ha! Ha!"

  • Becky (unverified)
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    What does this thread say about BlueOregon Democrats?

  • Jon (unverified)
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    The truth is stranger (and scarier) than fiction: "I change constitutions, I put churches in schools." - Karl Rove, November 2004

    And speaking of fiction, here are the results of the 2005 Karl Rove "Whack-a-Mole" Contest.

  • Andy (unverified)
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    America's Most Wanted

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    "As various idiots are eliminated as being smart enough to do it, the real mastermind of the Bush administration's foreign policy comes into focus."

  • Phil Jones (unverified)
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    "Little does George know I got him on this hidden tape recorder admitting Condoleeza has a mole on her butt. If he makes me testify for Gonzalez, I'm gonna play it back for the press."

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    "Little does George know I got him on this hidden tape recorder admitting Condoleeza has a mole on her butt. If he makes me testify for Gonzalez, I'm gonna play it back for the press."

    And--in true Costanza-like style--I've hidden the tape recorder in my briefcase, and will "forget" it when I leave.

  • Eric J. (unverified)
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    We are ALL turd blossoms in this room!

  • Eric J. (unverified)
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    " A USDA certfied Turd Blossom make a stink in the cabinet - President is joyfully amused"

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    "This Wolfowitz hand puppet is very convincing."

  • Thomas Ware (unverified)
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    Nothing’s more entertaining than stupid people who think they’re smart.

  • Pat Malach (unverified)
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    "Hey TurdBlossom, Humungous from Road Warrior called, he wants his hair back. He he-he, he..."

  • Bill Bodden (unverified)
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    Can you really believe that Tommy Franks, George Tenet and Paul Bremmer really believed all that bullshit that went with their Presidential Medal of Freedom? They're as dumb as the stenographers in the White House Press Corps.

  • Susan Abe (unverified)
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    Did you just say Karl Rove is the Sexiest Vegetarian Alive?

  • Garlynn (unverified)
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    "Ha, and you think we're going to willingly leave office in January, 2009? Ha, ha, ha!"

  • widget (unverified)
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    "Oh! I didn't know there would be male strippers. George. Wolfie. Down in front."

  • Billy Joe (unverified)
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    Ha! I have been using a private RNC e-mail account to do all of my dirty work and the RNC dutifully destroyed the backup tapes a month ago when the USA purge hit the news!

    I wish Jeff Gannon was here to celebrate the moment...

  • Phil Jones (unverified)
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    Maybe Jeff Gannon WAS there and that's why they're all smiling so broadly. It would explain why that picture doesn't show them below mid-chest height.

  • christopher (unverified)
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    Heh-heh. Duuuuuuuude. Nice Oxycontin buzz. Whoaaaaaaaa.

  • Bill Bodden (unverified)
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    Poor Dick. He's been saying Saddam had WMDs so much he believes it himself and can't stop looking for them. Have you tried Condi's show closet,Dick?

  • j_luthergoober (unverified)
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    Rove muttered this to the White House photographer moments before the picture was taken...

    I said, "Pelosi and Leahy are out to [email protected] us, not make sure Georgie and Wolfie are in focus..."

  • Jonathan (unverified)
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    "Let me just get my hand back in there, almost time for Waterloo."

  • rex (unverified)
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    Look, no one can see the strings in my jacket. Puppets.

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