Karl Rove Photo Caption Contest #3

The King City Regal Courier is worried that activists will donate $60 to the Washington County GOP in order to be able to attend the Karl Rove event at 6 p.m. Friday at the Embassy Suites in Tigard:

Information about the event was posted on the Oregonian’s Web site April 6, and it began to heat up the political blogs over the weekend with mentions on Loaded Orygun (loadedorygun.blogspot.com) and BlueOregon (blueoregon.com). ...

That was confirmed by Jim Wolf, Tigard Police public information officer, who said Tuesday that police department commanders were meeting in the morning to discuss security issues concerning the visit on Friday at the hotel. What the police possibly will be discussing is that activist groups in the Portland area will show up to protest Rove’s presence in Oregon.

Possible protesters, and protesters of protesters, are sending e-mails out seeking like-minded supporters to discuss meeting in Tigard on Friday. ...

And the posting on craigslist.org that revealed the location of Rove’s reception was titled: “Attention people who love this Country!” Asking for people to support the writer’s desire to protest against any who dare come to the hotel and protest against Rove’s presence, “Make sure to bring your steeltoe (sic) boots as it will get nasty,” the writer said.

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And without further ado... another photo caption contest!


Have fun!

  • Phil Jones (unverified)

    "We're on our way to practice for Dancing With The Stars".

    BTW, it looks like the nice folks at www.portland.indymedia.org are preparing a real warm reception for Rove tomorrow. Heh, Heh.

  • Peter Bray (unverified)

    Mr. Rove, and unknown female companion, patiently waited for the Reverse Peristalsis Painters, only to realize that they were 17 years too late and that Mr. Rove's left arm could be used as a divining rod to locate oil.

  • js (unverified)

    "Meet my new girlfriend, Heidi. Heidi Fleiss."

  • Jonathan (unverified)

    "I think she likes me."

    [BTW, I believe Wonkette was wowed by this woman at the time (which was quite a while back); this may have even prompted one of the White House hotties contests/polls sponsored by Wonkette.]

  • Russell (unverified)

    Too bad Karl's in front of the bars instead of behind them...

  • Sean (unverified)

    See you in an hour George.

  • (Show?)

    I know this is lame but... "beauty and the beast."

    She's cute!

  • (Show?)

    OH NO! She let him out!!! Protect yourself from flung poo!

  • Jason (unverified)

    "She gives the camera a knowing glance that says only she knows what Karl's underwear looks like, because he had forgotten his own and had to borrow hers for the day..."

  • (Show?)

    "I'm not above the law, I am the law."

  • (Show?)

    Jason nailed it!! Too funny! She definitely has that Cheshire Cat look in her eyes.

  • Jonathan (unverified)

    Her name is Taylor Hughes, unless she changed it to The Devil's Lackey.


  • JohnH (unverified)

    "And Karl thought he could screw me, too. But I just laughed at him."

  • proud lefty (unverified)

    No, it is not as big as his ego!

  • Steiny (unverified)

    Naaaah, She's just a Monica Goodling wannabe!

  • Ted (unverified)

    The Eagles song "King of Hollywood" comes to mind... Except you'd have to retitle it "King of Corruption, DC"

    Come sit down here beside me honey Let's have a little heart to heart Now look at me and tell me darlin' How badly do you want this part? Are you willing to sacrifice And are you willing to be real nice All that talent and my good taste I'd hate to see it go to waste

    We gon' get you an apartment, honey We gon' get you a car Yeah, we gon' take care of you, darlin' We gon' make you a movie (FOX News?) star For years I've seen 'em come and go He says, "I've had 'em all, ya know" I handled everything in my own way I made 'em what they are today

    After 'while, nothing was pretty After 'while, everything got lost Still, his jacuzzi runneth over Still, he just couldn't get off He's just another power junky Just another silk-scarf monkey You'd know it if you saw his stuff The man just isn't big enough

  • ken wilkinson (unverified)
    <h2>"They never traveled anywhere without their giant harp."</h2>
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