Karl Rove Photo Caption Contest #4
Ever since the election (and the Libby trial), it seems that Karl Rove has been in a secure and undisclosed location. He's coming up for air at the Embassy Suites in Tigard tomorrow at 6 p.m. - but before he does... here's a musical appreciation of Karl:
...And one final photo caption contest!

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April 12, 2007 |
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Apr 12, '07
"This is how I get George's mouth to move in synch with the teleprompters. They don't call me The Puppeteer for nothin'!"
Apr 12, '07
Rock, hah hah, you are the new War Overseer!
12:55 p.m.
Apr 12, '07
"You're not listening to me. Soylent Green is people! IT'S PEOPLE!"
1:07 p.m.
Apr 12, '07
"White Power!"
Apr 12, '07
Karl: "How many innocent people did the AlQaeda suicide bomber kill at The Iraqi Parliament today?"
Karl's Flunky: "Six."
Karl: "Yes! I won the over/under. W owes me ten bucks."
Apr 12, '07
"I want MY desk in the oval office...and I will bang my fist on your head until I get my way!"
Apr 12, '07
"George wants me to get one of the semi-truck horns for his desk."
Apr 12, '07
"Yes!!! No jail time for me!"
6:47 p.m.
Apr 12, '07
"I was the Hammer! Tom DeLay was never the Hammer! I was only saying that to be nice! But I was actually the Hammer!"
Apr 12, '07
No caption here, just thought I'd mention he's already been spotted in town.
1:47 a.m.
Apr 13, '07
"I fist, and I'm proud!"
Apr 13, '07
I use my right hand because it makes me feel like a different person.
Apr 13, '07
"You take the sword, thrust it and twist it, and you've got one dead Democrat...I mean, terrorist."
We need a YouTube video like that for Gordon MIA Smith.
Apr 13, '07
Die, Democrat! DIE!
Apr 13, '07
Karl actually has his left hand on his penis, taking a leak on the shoes of the two men who are reporters, stating "yes, I love showing my domination of the little people by pissing on you!"
Apr 15, '07