So. Much. Awesomeness.

Carla Axtman

Clearly, I'm not spending enough time in Forest Grove. Excerpts from the July 28-August 3 Forest Grove Police blotter:

Ken Centers, The Oregonian

July 28

Officers responded to a loud polka band playing at a party on Birch Street. The party broke up after police arrival.

July 29

A man called police concerned about bikini baristas at a coffee stand wearing very little clothing. He was quoted as specifically telling the dispatcher that he "did not want that to be the first rack his kids see."

July 30

Officers responded to a report of a man at 21st Avenue and B Street carrying a case of Heineken beer and trying to flag down cars. The man was apparently attempting to sell his case of beer bottle by bottle.

Forest Grove: Oregon's Party Town. How did I not know this before?

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