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Carla Axtman

Shorter Arthur Graham: I'm a business owner who works hard and makes really good money. I'm also one of those people who greatly benefited from public services as a kid. It gave me stability and infrastructure when I needed it, and made me a better man for today.

Every business in this state absorbs costs bigger than any tax increase they'll see under M67. It's good for business to give back to the community--it makes for a better community and in the long run, for much better businesses.

Vote yes on Measure 67.

Shorter Bob Wiggins: Measure 67 is a communist plot to undermine the Monopoly Man's ability to shovel cash.

Vote no on Measure 67.

Shorter Kate Brown: Since Mark Nelson insists on engaging in douchebaggery, we must now change the playground rules to make the kids play nice.

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