Where is Gordo hiding while his fellow Republicans grit their teeth through a real snoozer of a convention?
Nobody spotted him yesterday talking to Oregonians like he claimed he intended to do.
We have a good idea of what his speech to the convention would have sounded like... if he'd not chickened out. But that still doesn't tell us where's Gordo?
Perhaps he's up in Alaska, incognito of course, trying to secure more campaign cash from Sen. Stevens?
Or maybe he got an insider tip from a particularly pious and extremely well-connected one of those UK bookies that God might not be too happy with Republicans like him at the moment and he's crawled into a hidey hole to ride it out?
Whatever the case, I think Oregonians deserve to know whether his word is worth whatever pixels it took to publish it.